February 2012
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I know you don’t really like tea or incense or documentaries about ancient Chinese footbinding but I know you like to smoke ganj and I’m relatively sure you like me so I wish you were here.
prinsithcuntt:
my next boyfriend must own multiple suits
and wear them out with me at least twice a month
*cough* ROB. *cough cough*
pbnladiez asked: Is it March yet?
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him: I wanna strip you naked, throw you on my bed and fuck you until you leave scratches on my back, and the sheets are soaked.
me: I...wha?
him: *how was work? i meant how was work lol damn autocorrect
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“Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized....”
– Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality
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Ideally I just want to get really drunk and call everybody I’ve ever had/have feelings for and sing “You Are My Sunshine” through my sloppy, disgusting tears.
The combination of the amount of time I spend working at IHOP and the frequency at which my parents like to kick me out has led me to conclude that I would just be better off combining the two and living under booth 44. (It’s right next to the kitchen so nobody ever wants to sit there anyway.)
File under: Putting up with bullshit garbage in the hopes of someday having a better future even...
Deleted everything.
If you need me, I will be here.